A man is driving down the road somewhat erratically. A cop notices this and pulls him over; he walks up to the window and says:
"Sir, I believe you're drunk. I'm going to administer a breathalyzer test"
Man, sheepishly: "Oh, I'm sorry officer, I'm a severe asthmatic, and I don't have my inhaler with me...if I blow into that thing I could have an attack and die"
Cop, a little distrustful: "Uh, yeah...well, this is more invasive, but if you won't submit to a breathalyzer, I'm going to have to take you down to the station and take blood"
Man: "Yeah, well, see, the thing is, I'm a terrible hemophiliac, and so I can't give blood...I might die"
Cop, clearly frustrated: "Alright buddy, well, this is imprecise, but I'm going to have to have you get out of your vehicle and walk this line heel-toe"
Man: "Oh, I'm sorry officer, I can't do that, I'm drunk."
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