Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!

New jokes are added daily so make sure you bookmark this page.

  • Seven days to live

    22 August 2014 / Laugh

    Doctor: "I've got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live." Patient: "What could be worse news than that?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you for the last 6 days." Joke of the Day,... More about Seven days to live

  • Three old men

    21 August 2014 / Laugh

    Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An 80-year-old man says: "My case is worse. I get up at... More about Three old men

  • Two Roaches Discussion

    20 August 2014 / Laugh

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white.... More about Two Roaches Discussion

  • Killing Flies

    19 August 2014 / Laugh

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How... More about Killing Flies

  • Husband Calling

    18 August 2014 / Laugh

    Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. "Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked.... More about Husband Calling

  • 9 Months Later

    16 August 2014 / Laugh

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who... More about 9 Months Later

  • Dining Companion

    15 August 2014 / Laugh

    A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted... More about Dining Companion

  • Soap And Water

    14 August 2014 / Laugh

    After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. "Have these dishes ever been washed?" Tina... More about Soap And Water

  • Lost credit card

    13 August 2014 / Laugh

    A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week." "That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?" "No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!" Joke of the Day, ... More about Lost credit card

  • The Vase

    12 August 2014 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

Latest discussions

Competitions

Endorsed Events