Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Oops

    08 June 2018 / Laugh

    A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two... More about Oops

  • My Wife a Chicken

    04 June 2018 / Laugh

    A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?""Two years," says the man."Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?"... More about My Wife a Chicken

  • Poison

    15 May 2018 / Laugh

    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that... More about Poison

  • Have no worries

    14 May 2018 / Laugh

    “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden,” a young woman said to her boyfriend. “That's very kind of you, darling,” her boyfriend replied: “but I don't have any... More about Have no worries

  • Stolen Car

    11 May 2018 / Laugh

    A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone... More about Stolen Car

  • Coma

    10 May 2018 / Laugh

    A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come near him. ... More about Coma

  • 9 Months Later

    09 May 2018 / Laugh

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who... More about 9 Months Later

  • Organic

    08 May 2018 / Laugh

    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous... More about Organic

  • Bike

    07 May 2018 / Laugh

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.  So he takes... More about Bike

  • Loud Train

    04 May 2018 / Laugh

    A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an... More about Loud Train

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