Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Drummer Problems

    08 February 2016 / Laugh

    A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't... More about Drummer Problems

  • Computer error

    01 February 2016 / Laugh

    A husband and a wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.  The husband said "Put MYPENIS." The wife fell on the ground laughing because on screen was an error message...   "Error. Not long enough."   Joke of... More about Computer error

  • Pet Store

    26 January 2016 / Laugh

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.On the way... More about Pet Store

  • Catching Cows

    21 January 2016 / Laugh

    More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem... More about Catching Cows

  • The Skin Graft

    11 January 2016 / Laugh

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own... More about The Skin Graft

  • Negligee

    17 December 2015 / Laugh

    A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could... More about Negligee

  • Anxious Cab Driver

    16 December 2015 / Laugh

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.For a second everything went quiet in... More about Anxious Cab Driver

  • A Legal Question

    15 December 2015 / Laugh

    Here's a legal question: Is this statutory rape……or just a monumental fuck up? Hat tip: David Henry More about A Legal Question

  • Winding up the tough guy

    09 December 2015 / Laugh

    I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, say, "I fucked your... More about Winding up the tough guy

  • Fingers

    08 December 2015 / Laugh

    A guy was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, he reached... More about Fingers



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