Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Fighting for Business

    18 May 2017 / Laugh

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even... More about Fighting for Business

  • Adopted Turtle

    15 May 2017 / Laugh

    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the... More about Adopted Turtle

  • Childhood Sweethearts

    01 May 2017 / Laugh

    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared... More about Childhood Sweethearts

  • Casino Money

    27 April 2017 / Laugh

    A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so whan he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The... More about Casino Money

  • Why White?

    26 April 2017 / Laugh

    A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his... More about Why White?

  • Cannot Undress

    25 April 2017 / Laugh

    During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.... More about Cannot Undress

  • Pretend Marriage

    24 April 2017 / Laugh

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very... More about Pretend Marriage

  • Fourth Husband

    21 April 2017 / Laugh

    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your... More about Fourth Husband

  • Getting Screwed Thousand Times

    18 April 2017 / Laugh

    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,But she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny... More about Getting Screwed Thousand Times

  • Dumb Horse

    14 April 2017 / Laugh

    A guys car broke down. He pulled over to the side of the road.Luckly there was a farm near by.He asked the farmer if he could help. The farmer said "sure just let me get my horse, Bruce. So they hooked the car up. The farmer called out to his... More about Dumb Horse

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