Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Rider

    20 September 2016 / Laugh

    After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked: "How did your game go? The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round ... making the comment that she actually... More about Rider

  • Toilet Paper

    16 September 2016 / Laugh

    A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well,"... More about Toilet Paper

  • Match

    15 September 2016 / Laugh

    A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. "Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?" "You betcha,... More about Match

  • Growing Tomatoes

    14 September 2016 / Laugh

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked... More about Growing Tomatoes

  • Poison

    13 September 2016 / Laugh

    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that... More about Poison

  • Hate Your Job?

    29 August 2016 / Laugh

    Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure to get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, close the blinds and take the phone off the hook... More about Hate Your Job?

  • Bike

    09 August 2016 / Laugh

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.  So he takes... More about Bike

  • The Ring

    04 August 2016 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

  • New Guy in Town

    03 August 2016 / Laugh

    The new guy in town decided to take a few minutes and head down to the local pub to try to meet some people. He stumbled in at about 7 PM and sat down at the bar to order his first drink. One of the regulars sitting at the pool table got up and came... More about New Guy in Town

  • The Peeing Accident

    28 July 2016 / Laugh

    A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he’d lose a half... More about The Peeing Accident

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