Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Organic

    28 June 2016 / Laugh

    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous... More about Organic

  • One Too Many?

    23 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing... More about One Too Many?

  • First time

    22 June 2016 / Laugh

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... More about First time

  • The Elderly Italian

    21 June 2016 / Laugh

    The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to... More about The Elderly Italian

  • Riding Nun’s

    17 June 2016 / Laugh

    Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, "I've never come this way before!" To which the other replies, "It's the cobblestones." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz -... More about Riding Nun’s

  • Naming the Twins

    13 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how... More about Naming the Twins

  • Two-timer

    09 June 2016 / Laugh

    Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on... More about Two-timer

  • Number Jokes

    08 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the... More about Number Jokes

  • How much?

    06 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?" Without skipping a beat she screams "Yes!" The man then asks "What about for $20?" She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a... More about How much?

  • Being Alone

    03 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted... More about Being Alone

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