Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Car or Haircut

    19 April 2014 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a... More about Car or Haircut

  • Husband wanted

    18 April 2014 / Laugh

    A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants... More about Husband wanted

  • Door To Door

    17 April 2014 / Laugh

    Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,... More about Door To Door

  • Wake up call

    16 April 2014 / Laugh

    A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence,... More about Wake up call

  • Pet Store

    15 April 2014 / Laugh

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.On the way... More about Pet Store

  • 85 Years Old

    14 April 2014 / Laugh

    The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your... More about 85 Years Old

  • Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

    13 April 2014 / Laugh

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.... More about Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

  • Post Office

    12 April 2014 / Laugh

    A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12... More about Post Office

  • Always on Call

    11 April 2014 / Laugh

    A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend.‘I’ll be right over,’ whispered the doctor.As he was putting on his coat,... More about Always on Call

  • Sarcastic Remarks For Work

    10 April 2014 / Laugh

    And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one... More about Sarcastic Remarks For Work

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