Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Outdone

    22 December 2014 / Laugh

    A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workers. After several minutes, Morris had had enough. "Why don't you... More about Outdone

  • Peanuts

    19 December 2014 / Laugh

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his... More about Peanuts

  • Why Men Wear Earrings

    18 December 2014 / Laugh

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I... More about Why Men Wear Earrings

  • Losing Weight

    17 December 2014 / Laugh

    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and... More about Losing Weight

  • Be strong

    16 December 2014 / Laugh

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top... More about Be strong

  • Under negotiations

    15 December 2014 / Laugh

    An elderly married couple was traveling by car on a road trip. After almost 11 hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they... More about Under negotiations

  • Burglar's secret

    12 December 2014 / Laugh

    A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. "I’m sorry sir, but you'll get your chance in court,” says the duty officer. “No, you don’t... More about Burglar's secret

  • Heart Attack

    11 December 2014 / Laugh

    A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days To... More about Heart Attack

  • Superbowl Ads

    10 December 2014 / Laugh

    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there."No," the man replied, "The seat is empty.""This... More about Superbowl Ads

  • Problem remedy

    09 December 2014 / Laugh

    A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to... More about Problem remedy

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