Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Goldfish burial

    10 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2013

    Little eight-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," Nancy sobbed. "And I've just... More about Goldfish burial

  • Comedy: how not to

    06 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2007

    New Zealand Comedy is on a bit of a roll at the moment. We’re making inroads on Television, we’re knocking them dead overseas, the annual Comedy Festival is selling tickets in record numbers, and more and more acts are finding that the... More about Comedy: how not to

  • Banging

    05 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night. .........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth ... More about Banging

  • $1 bill

    04 April 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be done by the time you pick it up,” he explains. The girl consults her boyfriend who advises her to go... More about $1 bill

  • Worms

    03 April 2018 / Laugh

    Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third... More about Worms

  • Three dogs....

    30 March 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2009

    There was these three dogs sitting waiting at the vets, The second one in line, a Spaniel, being a friendly sort fella, turned to the little fella to his left, a Chihuahua, and said "So, What are you here for?" "Well," said the Chihauhua " I was... More about Three dogs....

  • Being Alone

    29 March 2018 / Laugh

    A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted... More about Being Alone

  • Brave captain

    28 March 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what... More about Brave captain

  • The Vase

    27 March 2018 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

  • Kiwis complain?!

    26 March 2018 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2007

    No, Kiwis don't complain! Now, first of all, I am a fan of Denny's restaurants. But I don't understand the big advertising on the wall asking me if I remember sitting on a veranda, on a hot lazy Sunday afternoon, drinking a root beer... More about Kiwis complain?!

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