Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Nice smelling hair

    09 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. Eventually, the woman goes to HR to make a sexual harassment claim. Puzzled, the HR supervisor asks: “What’s... More about Nice smelling hair

  • The dance

    08 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug... More about The dance

  • Confession Room

    07 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final... More about Confession Room

  • Speeding

    06 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A youngster was pulled over for speeding.A police officer walked up to the car window, flipping open his ticket book.Before the officer could get a word in she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the NZ Police Ball."He shot back... More about Speeding

  • Check Up

    04 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    So I went to the doctor last week for a check up, and the doctor was like "you have GOT to stop masturbating!" and I was like "oh no Doc! Why?!?" And he said "because I'm trying to examine you!" Joke of the Day, posted everyday on... More about Check Up

  • Potato trick

    03 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Two big, buff, blond guys were on the beach, trying their best to impress the local babes. The first blond dude said, "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal.” The second blond guy said, "Try putting a potato in your swimming... More about Potato trick

  • Good reason

    02 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the... More about Good reason

  • Nursing home

    01 February 2012 / Funny Jokes

    One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well-cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely... More about Nursing home

  • Speeding Ticket

    31 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Cop pulls over a car with a couple in it. "What's the problem officer?" "Sir, you were going 68 in a 50-zone." "What, that's ridiculous! I did no such thing!" "Sir, I caught you with my radar gun, and it's always accurate, but... More about Speeding Ticket

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    30 January 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds... and it better be there!" The next morning he got up... More about 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

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