Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • The Death of Black Magic

    25 November 2015 / Laugh

    An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.... More about The Death of Black Magic

  • Drummer Problems

    24 November 2015 / Laugh

    A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't... More about Drummer Problems

  • Who Is Calling?

    20 November 2015 / Laugh

    The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Jim answered, ''We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks... More about Who Is Calling?

  • Talking Baby

    19 November 2015 / Laugh

    A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you my mom?" "Why, yes!" his mother said. "I am!" "Well," the baby said, "I wanted to thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born." Then... More about Talking Baby

  • The Vase

    18 November 2015 / Laugh

    A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.... More about The Vase

  • Cuckoo Clock

    16 November 2015 / Laugh

    A Man comes back home at 3am, drunk as a skunk. He hears the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, he cuckooes nine more times, hoping his wife would think it was midnight. He is very proud of himself. The next day, his... More about Cuckoo Clock

  • 2 Reasons To Go School

    13 November 2015 / Laugh

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers... More about 2 Reasons To Go School

  • Operating Room

    12 November 2015 / Laugh

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a... More about Operating Room

  • Praying and Sleeping

    11 November 2015 / Laugh

    Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks the first man his name, where he is from, and what he did in life. The man answers that he is John Smith and that he... More about Praying and Sleeping

  • Man of The House

    10 November 2015 / Laugh

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will... More about Man of The House


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