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  • The Box

    27 May 2015 / Laugh

    One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be a box under the bed but to never look into it. So they were married for 40 years and the woman never looked in the box. On the morning of their 40th ... More about The Box

  • A duck walks into a Dairy

    26 May 2015 / Laugh

    A duck walks into a dairy and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people... More about A duck walks into a Dairy

  • Irish Tradition

    25 May 2015 / Laugh

    Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more. The barman says,... More about Irish Tradition

  • The Story of Mr. Bean vs Einstein

    21 May 2015 / Laugh

    Einstein : "I will ask you a question, and you will ask me a question as well. If you can't answer my question, you must give me $1, and if I can't answer your question I will give you $1000" Mr.Bean : "okay" Einstein : (giving Mr.Bean a... More about The Story of Mr. Bean vs Einstein

  • Math Teacher

    20 May 2015 / Laugh

    The night before one exam, two students tied one on, (well, actually, tied two on, one each), and managed to sleep through the final. They realized they were in serious trouble, so they agreed to tell the professor that they had a flat tire... More about Math Teacher

  • Animal Pictures

    19 May 2015 / Laugh

    One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her... More about Animal Pictures

  • Bank Teller

    18 May 2015 / Laugh

    This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account." To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin'... More about Bank Teller

  • Lost Rooster

    16 May 2015 / Laugh

    The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time ... More about Lost Rooster

  • Stung by a bee

    15 May 2015 / Laugh

    A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and told her golf teacher about the incident. "Where did it sting you?" he asked. "Between the first and second... More about Stung by a bee

  • Restaurant

    13 May 2015 / Laugh

    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really... More about Restaurant

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