Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • The Auction

    24 November 2016 / Laugh

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more... More about The Auction

  • Late Bus

    23 November 2016 / Laugh

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'. ... More about Late Bus

  • Polishing Apples

    21 November 2016 / Laugh

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple. I... More about Polishing Apples

  • Watch For Fallen Rocks

    10 November 2016 / Laugh

    Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: "Watch For Fallen Rocks." A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into... More about Watch For Fallen Rocks

  • Learning From Teachers

    28 October 2016 / Laugh

    Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too... More about Learning From Teachers

  • Cotton Candy

    27 October 2016 / Laugh

    So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. The man walks up to the boy and says "You know son, it’s really not... More about Cotton Candy

  • Too Much Hunting

    25 October 2016 / Laugh

    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed... More about Too Much Hunting

  • I Know the Truth

    24 October 2016 / Laugh

    At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth." So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home... More about I Know the Truth

  • Late for Work

    14 October 2016 / Laugh

    Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it... More about Late for Work

  • Beautiful Daughter

    28 September 2016 / Laugh

    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he... More about Beautiful Daughter

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