Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Bike

    09 August 2016 / Laugh

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.  So he takes... More about Bike

  • The Ring

    04 August 2016 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

  • New Guy in Town

    03 August 2016 / Laugh

    The new guy in town decided to take a few minutes and head down to the local pub to try to meet some people. He stumbled in at about 7 PM and sat down at the bar to order his first drink. One of the regulars sitting at the pool table got up and came... More about New Guy in Town

  • The Peeing Accident

    28 July 2016 / Laugh

    A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he’d lose a half... More about The Peeing Accident

  • Cannibals

    26 July 2016 / Laugh

    One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you". So the 3 people followed the orders which were to go into the forest and pick 10 fruits of your choice. So the first... More about Cannibals

  • Preposition

    14 July 2016 / Laugh

    A small-town country boy gets a scholarship to Harvard. During his first week on campus, when he's still learning to get around the place, he's trying to find the library to meet up with a study group. While wandering around, he sees an... More about Preposition

  • Chinese Business Trip

    11 July 2016 / Laugh

    A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not... More about Chinese Business Trip

  • Difference between hypothetical and reality

    05 July 2016 / Laugh

    A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies, “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by... More about Difference between hypothetical and reality

  • Cowboy Boots

    04 July 2016 / Laugh

    A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The... More about Cowboy Boots

  • Organic

    28 June 2016 / Laugh

    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous... More about Organic

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