Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Speeding Ticket

    23 October 2014 / Laugh

    Cop pulls over a car with a couple in it. "What's the problem officer?" "Sir, you were going 68 in a 50-zone." "What, that's ridiculous! I did no such thing!" "Sir, I caught you with my radar gun, and it's always accurate, but... More about Speeding Ticket

  • Qualities of a woman

    23 October 2014 / Laugh

    Top 5 qualities of a woman: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.  3. It's important to have a... More about Qualities of a woman

  • Competition at the retirement home

    22 October 2014 / Laugh

    An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren't married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck naked and watch TV while she holds his weiner. Every night, like... More about Competition at the retirement home

  • Mathematical solution

    21 October 2014 / Laugh

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. ... Dad’s Joke. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Mathematical solution

  • Special golf ball

    20 October 2014 / Laugh

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed... More about Special golf ball

  • Preposition

    17 October 2014 / Laugh

    A small-town country boy gets a scholarship to Harvard. During his first week on campus, when he's still learning to get around the place, he's trying to find the library to meet up with a study group. While wandering around, he sees an... More about Preposition

  • Serious Sergent

    16 October 2014 / Laugh

    An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for... More about Serious Sergent

  • How much?

    15 October 2014 / Laugh

    A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?" Without skipping a beat she screams "Yes!" The man then asks "What about for $20?" She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a... More about How much?

  • Little Johnny on Math

    14 October 2014 / Laugh

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The... More about Little Johnny on Math

  • One Too Many?

    13 October 2014 / Laugh

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing... More about One Too Many?

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