Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Man Overboard

    02 May 2016 / Laugh

    An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him. So the captain sent the... More about Man Overboard

  • Time Off

    26 April 2016 / Laugh

    Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss... More about Time Off

  • Never Lie to Your Mother

    14 April 2016 / Laugh

     Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her... More about Never Lie to Your Mother

  • Offer, Retracted.

    11 April 2016 / Laugh

    A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a friend. He calls over a waiter, and sends them both a martini, along with a note asking for the gorgeous woman's phone... More about Offer, Retracted.

  • Need Light

    07 April 2016 / Laugh

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging... More about Need Light

  • Anxious Cab Driver

    29 March 2016 / Laugh

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.For a second everything went quiet in... More about Anxious Cab Driver

  • Special golf ball

    24 March 2016 / Laugh

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed... More about Special golf ball

  • Horse Race

    15 March 2016 / Laugh

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout,... More about Horse Race

  • Soda Machine

    10 March 2016 / Laugh

    One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the soda came out. After a while someone walked up to... More about Soda Machine

  • Speed Limit

    04 March 2016 / Laugh

    Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over.... More about Speed Limit



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