Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Preposition

    14 July 2016 / Laugh

    A small-town country boy gets a scholarship to Harvard. During his first week on campus, when he's still learning to get around the place, he's trying to find the library to meet up with a study group. While wandering around, he sees an... More about Preposition

  • Chinese Business Trip

    11 July 2016 / Laugh

    A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not... More about Chinese Business Trip

  • Difference between hypothetical and reality

    05 July 2016 / Laugh

    A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies, “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by... More about Difference between hypothetical and reality

  • Cowboy Boots

    04 July 2016 / Laugh

    A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The... More about Cowboy Boots

  • Organic

    28 June 2016 / Laugh

    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous... More about Organic

  • One Too Many?

    23 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing... More about One Too Many?

  • First time

    22 June 2016 / Laugh

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back... More about First time

  • The Elderly Italian

    21 June 2016 / Laugh

    The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to... More about The Elderly Italian

  • Riding Nun’s

    17 June 2016 / Laugh

    Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says breathlessly, "I've never come this way before!" To which the other replies, "It's the cobblestones." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz -... More about Riding Nun’s

  • Naming the Twins

    13 June 2016 / Laugh

    A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how... More about Naming the Twins

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