Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Have no worries

    26 May 2016 / Laugh

    “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden,” a young woman said to her boyfriend. “That's very kind of you, darling,” her boyfriend replied: “but I don't have any... More about Have no worries

  • Typewriter

    24 May 2016 / Laugh

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy... More about Typewriter

  • Ski Buddies

    23 May 2016 / Laugh

    Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full day on the slopes, they return to their room, exhausted and cold. To keep warm, they all sleep in the same bed. The next morning, the guy on... More about Ski Buddies

  • Man of The House

    20 May 2016 / Laugh

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will... More about Man of The House

  • Chain Saw

    19 May 2016 / Laugh

    Bubba decided it was time to purchase a new saw to help clear his heavily timbered property. A salesman showed him the latest model chain saw and assured him that he could easily cut three or four cords of wood per day with it. But the first... More about Chain Saw

  • Food

    17 May 2016 / Laugh

    A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks. He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. ... More about Food

  • Negligee

    16 May 2016 / Laugh

    A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could... More about Negligee

  • Mathematical solution

    04 May 2016 / Laugh

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. ... Dad’s Joke. Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about Mathematical solution

  • Man Overboard

    02 May 2016 / Laugh

    An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him. So the captain sent the... More about Man Overboard

  • Time Off

    26 April 2016 / Laugh

    Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss... More about Time Off

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