Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • The Playground

    27 April 2015 / Laugh

    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to... More about The Playground

  • Cough Syrup

    25 April 2015 / Laugh

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I... More about Cough Syrup

  • Two Elderly Gentlemen

    24 April 2015 / Laugh

    Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on... More about Two Elderly Gentlemen

  • Birthday Party

    22 April 2015 / Laugh

    A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she... More about Birthday Party

  • Breath Test

    22 April 2015 / Laugh

    A man is driving down the road somewhat erratically. A cop notices this and pulls him over; he walks up to the window and says: "Sir, I believe you're drunk. I'm going to administer a breathalyzer test" Man, sheepishly: "Oh, I'm sorry... More about Breath Test

  • Spaghetti

    21 April 2015 / Laugh

    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of... More about Spaghetti

  • Park Bench

    20 April 2015 / Laugh

    Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?" Grandpa looks at him and says, "No Johnny, I will not." "But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies,... More about Park Bench

  • Half-Fare Special

    17 April 2015 / Laugh

    One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of... More about Half-Fare Special

  • Black Panties

    16 April 2015 / Laugh

    Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone. ... More about Black Panties

  • Tennis Shoes

    15 April 2015 / Laugh

    Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. They drop their guns and run like hell. One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a... More about Tennis Shoes

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