Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Tetanus Shot

    07 April 2017 / Laugh

    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are... More about Tetanus Shot

  • My wife's a liar

    05 April 2017 / Laugh

    "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd... More about My wife's a liar

  • Homework

    30 March 2017 / Laugh

    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy... More about Homework

  • Deer Camp

    27 March 2017 / Laugh

    Four guys were at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy... More about Deer Camp

  • How much?

    24 March 2017 / Laugh

    A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her "Would you have sex with me for 10 million dollars?" Without skipping a beat she screams "Yes!" The man then asks "What about for $20?" She looks at him sideways and says "What do you think I am, a... More about How much?

  • Growing Tomatoes

    22 March 2017 / Laugh

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked... More about Growing Tomatoes

  • Black Eyes

    17 March 2017 / Laugh

    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out.... More about Black Eyes

  • Magic Window

    16 March 2017 / Laugh

    Two guys are sitting at a bar. "You know why I love this bar?" asks the first one. "No," says the second guy. "Why do you love this bar?" The first guy points at the window, which is six stories above the ground. "It has a magic window," he says.... More about Magic Window

  • Big Night Out

    15 March 2017 / Laugh

    Paddy is smashing a few at the local until everything is forgotten. The bartender who is also a family friend continually tells him he's had enough and to go home. Finally after several last calls, Paddy declares "I'm going home", promptly... More about Big Night Out

  • Low Bridge

    13 March 2017 / Laugh

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.”Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could say that he got a rock solid... More about Low Bridge

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