Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Door To Door

    23 June 2017 / Laugh

    Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,... More about Door To Door

  • Golf

    21 June 2017 / Laugh

    On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic,"... More about Golf

  • Sticky Hair?

    19 June 2017 / Laugh

    Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, "Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" Rabbit replies, "No Bear, I don't. Why do you ask?" So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes... More about Sticky Hair?

  • Bought A Porsche

    16 June 2017 / Laugh

    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."  "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well,"... More about Bought A Porsche

  • Big People Words

    05 June 2017 / Laugh

    A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked... More about Big People Words

  • Quitting Drugs

    02 June 2017 / Laugh

    Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out... More about Quitting Drugs

  • Back to the Honeymoon

    31 May 2017 / Laugh

    A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do... More about Back to the Honeymoon

  • Typewriter

    24 May 2017 / Laugh

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy... More about Typewriter

  • Duct Tape & Onwards

    22 May 2017 / Laugh

    An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to the boy, "Hey son, what you got there?" to which the boy replies, "It's duct tape, I'm gonna go catch me... More about Duct Tape & Onwards

  • Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

    19 May 2017 / Laugh

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.... More about Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

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