Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Computer error

    17 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A husband and a wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.  The husband said "Put MYPENIS." The wife fell on the ground laughing because on screen was an error message...   "Error. Not long enough."   Joke of... More about Computer error

  • Be strong

    16 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top... More about Be strong

  • Three moms

    15 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Three moms, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde, get together one afternoon. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce... More about Three moms

  • Pick-up line

    14 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man sees a gorgeous and sexy woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says: "Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long." The woman looks at him for... More about Pick-up line

  • 25 years of marriage

    12 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old... More about 25 years of marriage

  • Dog For Sale

    11 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    Free  to good home.  Excellent guard dog. Owner  cannot afford  to feed him anymore, as there are no more  drug pushers,  thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the  neighborhood  for him to eat. Most ... More about Dog For Sale

  • Switching channels

    10 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on... More about Switching channels

  • More beer

    09 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before... More about More beer

  • Earning His Stripes

    08 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer looked into the distance and warmed to his... More about Earning His Stripes

  • English lessons

    07 May 2012 / Funny Jokes

    A missionary suddenly realizes that the one thing he hasn't yet taught the natives he serves is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the jungle. He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree." The chief looks... More about English lessons

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