Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Two-timer

    02 October 2014 / Laugh

    Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on... More about Two-timer

  • Gender

    01 October 2014 / Laugh

    You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example...  1) Ziploc Bags- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers- They are Female, because once turned off, ... More about Gender

  • The Elderly Italian

    30 September 2014 / Laugh

    The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to... More about The Elderly Italian

  • Things Not To Say During Childbirth

    29 September 2014 / Laugh

    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.... More about Things Not To Say During Childbirth

  • Playing Doctor

    26 September 2014 / Laugh

    Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?" "Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make... More about Playing Doctor

  • The Ring

    25 September 2014 / Laugh

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a... More about The Ring

  • Home Remedies

    24 September 2014 / Laugh

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone... More about Home Remedies

  • 50 Years of Marriage

    23 September 2014 / Laugh

    An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?" "Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably... More about 50 Years of Marriage

  • What Deep Thinkers Men Are

    22 September 2014 / Laugh

    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more... More about What Deep Thinkers Men Are

  • Banging

    21 September 2014 / Laugh / Funny Jokes 2012

    My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night. .........Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth ... More about Banging

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