Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Pick-up line

    27 January 2015 / Laugh

    A man sees a gorgeous and sexy woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says: "Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long." The woman looks at him for... More about Pick-up line

  • Tenses

    26 January 2015 / Laugh

    A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I’m beautiful,’ which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.” Joke... More about Tenses

  • Petroleum Jelly

    23 January 2015 / Laugh

    One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. "Hello," he starts, "I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?" ... More about Petroleum Jelly

  • Barbie

    22 January 2015 / Laugh

    A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes... More about Barbie

  • My wife's a liar

    21 January 2015 / Laugh

    "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd... More about My wife's a liar

  • The devil herself

    20 January 2015 / Laugh

    A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of... More about The devil herself

  • How do you tell the front of a tree?

    19 January 2015 / Laugh

    How do you tell the front of a tree? When someone has a piss behind it. Hat Tip : Frank Clarke Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks worth right here... More about How do you tell the front of a tree?

  • Husband for sale

    16 January 2015 / Laugh

    A store where a woman may go to choose a husband has opened in Auckland. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “You may visit this store only once! There are six floors, and the value of the... More about Husband for sale

  • The Fortune Teller

    15 January 2015 / Laugh

    A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a... More about The Fortune Teller

  • Good thinking

    14 January 2015 / Laugh

    Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring knowledge, they decide to walk. Each of them decides to take one thing with her. The first brunette takes some food... More about Good thinking

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