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  • Keep the change

    01 August 2014 / Laugh

    An elderly couple visits their grown-up grandson one night. While in the bathroom, Grandpa discovers a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cupboard. "I don't think you should take one of those," says the grandson when his grandpa... More about Keep the change

  • Future value

    31 July 2014 / Laugh

    A tourist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.... More about Future value

  • Ploughing the land

    30 July 2014 / Laugh

    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer... More about Ploughing the land

  • Helping your father

    29 July 2014 / Laugh

    A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.""No thanks,"... More about Helping your father

  • Designated Drunk

    28 July 2014 / Laugh

    One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar,... More about Designated Drunk

  • Sick Duck

    27 July 2014 / Laugh

    A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up... More about Sick Duck

  • Who Should Have The Toy?

    25 July 2014 / Laugh

    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices... More about Who Should Have The Toy?

  • Golf

    25 July 2014 / Laugh

    On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic,"... More about Golf

  • Pray Before Eating

    23 July 2014 / Laugh

    Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied.... More about Pray Before Eating

  • Cat Scan

    22 July 2014 / Laugh

    A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says... More about Cat Scan

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