Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

    28 November 2014 / Laugh

    - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. -... More about Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

  • Going on vacation

    27 November 2014 / Laugh

    A man is talking to his friend and he says: "I'm about to go on vacation, and I don't know what to do." His buddy asks: "Why?" And the man says: "Well, last year's vacation was Hawaii. I came back, and my wife was pregnant. The year... More about Going on vacation

  • Barber shop

    26 November 2014 / Laugh

    President George Bush and President Barack Obama ended up at the barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it... More about Barber shop

  • Vacation

    25 November 2014 / Laugh

    Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about... More about Vacation

  • Men's Rules

    24 November 2014 / Laugh

    1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's... More about Men's Rules

  • Mum's operation

    21 November 2014 / Laugh

    Two women were bemoaning the state of the Health Service. One said, "Do you know, my ninety-three-year-old mother has been waiting over a year for her operation?" "That's appalling," said the other woman. "What a terrible way to treat someone... More about Mum's operation

  • Biggest jerks

    20 November 2014 / Laugh

    Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his wife with a questioning look on... More about Biggest jerks

  • Confident and confidential

    19 November 2014 / Laugh

    Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"  Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz -... More about Confident and confidential

  • Three little ducks

    18 November 2014 / Laugh

    Three little ducks go into a bar. "Hello, what's your name?" the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey," he replies. "How's your day been, Huey?" the bartender asks. "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What... More about Three little ducks

  • English lessons

    17 November 2014 / Laugh

    A missionary suddenly realizes that the one thing he hasn't yet taught the natives he serves is how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the jungle. He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree." The chief looks... More about English lessons

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