Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Black Powder

    09 February 2017 / Laugh

    A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan. "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager. "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach." "I don't... More about Black Powder

  • Fish trap

    08 February 2017 / Laugh

    This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes,... More about Fish trap

  • Cowboy Boots

    07 February 2017 / Laugh

    A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The... More about Cowboy Boots

  • Blind Man

    06 February 2017 / Laugh

    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband... More about Blind Man

  • Saving up for 75 years

    23 January 2017 / Laugh

    A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young... More about Saving up for 75 years

  • Prostate Problem

    05 December 2016 / Laugh

    Wiremu, a New Zealander, was  in Australia  but  about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,   So he decided to see a doctor.   "Hey doc, I dun't feel... More about Prostate Problem

  • The Auction

    24 November 2016 / Laugh

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more... More about The Auction

  • Late Bus

    23 November 2016 / Laugh

    Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'. ... More about Late Bus

  • Polishing Apples

    21 November 2016 / Laugh

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple. I... More about Polishing Apples

  • Watch For Fallen Rocks

    10 November 2016 / Laugh

    Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: "Watch For Fallen Rocks." A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into... More about Watch For Fallen Rocks

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