Funny Jokes

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  • Stopped By The Police

    01 April 2015 / Laugh

    John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize... More about Stopped By The Police

  • Hark, I hear the cannons roar

    31 March 2015 / Laugh

    An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I’ve got you a job," says his agent. "That’s great," says the actor, what is it?" "Well," says his agent, "it’s a one-liner" "That’s okay," replies the actor,... More about Hark, I hear the cannons roar

  • Tour Bus Driver

    30 March 2015 / Laugh

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the... More about Tour Bus Driver

  • Quick fire drinks

    29 March 2015 / Laugh

    Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!" The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can. Bartender says, "What was that about?" Guy says, "You'd do the same if you had... More about Quick fire drinks

  • Blind Skydivers

    27 March 2015 / Laugh

    Why don't blind people skydive more often? It scares the shit out of their dogs. How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near? The leash goes slack Joke of the Day, posted everyday on Getfrank.co.nz - Click to see the past weeks... More about Blind Skydivers

  • Great News

    25 March 2015 / Laugh

    The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the... More about Great News

  • Miraculous Golf Shot

    23 March 2015 / Laugh

    Two men are standing on a golf course. The first one steps up, tees his first ball, and positions himself for a swing. The man lifts his club, swings smoothly down and smacks the ball into the air. It sails off in a nice, long arc, but as it comes... More about Miraculous Golf Shot

  • The Confession

    20 March 2015 / Laugh

    A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not... More about The Confession

  • Final Exam

    18 March 2015 / Laugh

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your... More about Final Exam

  • The birth of Eve

    18 March 2015 / Laugh

    God asks asks Adam how he's doing, - "Well, it's ok but I am abit lonely". "Ok" God answers. - "Let's do something about it. I can give you the most wonderful and satisfactory being and friend you'll ever need you'll never... More about The birth of Eve

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