Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • My wife is better

    27 February 2015 / Laugh

    Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the prostitute first while Fred waits outside. When he's done, Jake closes the door behind him and says: "Don't waste your time. My wife's better." But Fred goes in... More about My wife is better

  • IT Students

    26 February 2015 / Laugh

    An IT student is walking along with his bike when another IT student walks up to him and goes “Nice bike. Where did you get it?” The first student says, “The other day, this beautiful woman ran up to me with this bike, threw it on... More about IT Students

  • Parking Spot

    25 February 2015 / Laugh

    A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest... More about Parking Spot

  • All I want is a beer

    24 February 2015 / Laugh

    One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: "Gimme a beer." The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: "Look, sonny. Do... More about All I want is a beer

  • What you watching that for?

    23 February 2015 / Laugh

    The missus was watching a cooking program the other day.I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook." She said, ........"You watch porn!!." Hat Tip: Thomas Ben Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to see... More about What you watching that for?

  • Winning toast

    20 February 2015 / Laugh

    Patrick  hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the... More about Winning toast

  • Slept with

    18 February 2015 / Laugh

    An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, "How many women have you slept with?" "Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was awake." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz -... More about Slept with

  • Half sisters

    17 February 2015 / Laugh

    One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan." After dinner, Joe's dad took him... More about Half sisters

  • Gone Camping

    16 February 2015 / Laugh

    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip.  Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.  Rob's friends are very upset that he can't... More about Gone Camping

  • Earning His Stripes

    13 February 2015 / Laugh

    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer looked into the distance and warmed to his... More about Earning His Stripes

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