Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • How Much

    01 October 2015 / Laugh

    Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station? "Five bucks, sir." "And how much for my suitcase?" "No charge for the suitcase, sir." "Okay. Take the case and I'll walk." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on - Click to see... More about How Much

  • Medicare Coverage

    29 September 2015 / Laugh

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his... More about Medicare Coverage

  • Get Me My Drink

    25 September 2015 / Laugh

    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the... More about Get Me My Drink

  • Assignment Difficulty

    24 September 2015 / Laugh

    An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night¡¯s homework assignment:How many people were able to complete the assignment without parents help?About 25% of the class raises their hands. How many... More about Assignment Difficulty

  • Toilet Seat

    22 September 2015 / Laugh

    A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her... More about Toilet Seat

  • Ski Buddies

    21 September 2015 / Laugh

    Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full day on the slopes, they return to their room, exhausted and cold. To keep warm, they all sleep in the same bed. The next morning, the guy on... More about Ski Buddies

  • Two Drops

    18 September 2015 / Laugh

    A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well,... More about Two Drops

  • Barbershop

    17 September 2015 / Laugh

    A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy... More about Barbershop

  • The Sign

    16 September 2015 / Laugh

    A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door. Later... More about The Sign

  • Silence

    15 September 2015 / Laugh

    After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was. "Oh," I said, "So now you're speaking to me." He looked confused, "What... More about Silence

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