Funny Jokes

Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.

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  • Quit Smoking

    28 August 2015 / Laugh

    A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit." She, getting tired of his nagging, said,... More about Quit Smoking

  • Sunburn

    26 August 2015 / Laugh

    A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the doctor, "Is there anything you can give me to ease... More about Sunburn

  • Take Care of the Big Rocks First

    24 August 2015 / Laugh

    A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then... More about Take Care of the Big Rocks First

  • Cookies

    24 August 2015 / Laugh

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the... More about Cookies

  • Hot Water

    21 August 2015 / Laugh

    John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she blindfold him and takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club... More about Hot Water

  • Nurse Jenny

    20 August 2015 / Laugh

    Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every... More about Nurse Jenny

  • Cork Screw

    19 August 2015 / Laugh

    Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Martin... More about Cork Screw

  • A Million Dollars

    18 August 2015 / Laugh

    A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to GOD. "GOD", he said, "How long is a million years?" GOD answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a... More about A Million Dollars

  • Surprise email

    17 August 2015 / Laugh

    A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her... More about Surprise email

  • Screwed

    14 August 2015 / Laugh

    A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how’s it going?" She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says, "I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your... More about Screwed



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