Funny Jokes

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  • Ice Cream

    08 July 2015 / Laugh

    An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, "I am going to get a dish of ice cream now." Kindly, the husband offered to get the ice cream for his wife. "I'll write it down so you don't forget," she said. "I... More about Ice Cream

  • The Pickle

    07 July 2015 / Laugh

    There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?" The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants." In a... More about The Pickle

  • Bathtub

    06 July 2015 / Laugh

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be... More about Bathtub

  • Catsup

    05 July 2015 / Laugh

    Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the... More about Catsup

  • Speed Limit

    03 July 2015 / Laugh

    Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over.... More about Speed Limit

  • Used Car

    02 July 2015 / Laugh

    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car. They said "Heavens no, we... More about Used Car

  • Scary Flight

    30 June 2015 / Laugh

    After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots."The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are... More about Scary Flight

  • Kiss

    30 June 2015 / Laugh

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is? "No, I don't," said the little boy "Okay,... More about Kiss

  • Explosion

    29 June 2015 / Laugh

    A terrifying explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the... More about Explosion

  • Glass Eye

    26 June 2015 / Laugh

      A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying... More about Glass Eye

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