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Two Free el Jimador Drinks (pronounced el - heem - a - door) for all + Fortnightly el Jimador giveaways! el Jimador is Mexico’s top-selling tequila. The name ‘el Jimador’ honours the men who harvest the locally grown agave (100% of which is used in the production process) with great pride and care. That care spreads through every step of el Jimador’s process and is the reason why el Jimador Tequila’s were awarded Gold Medals at the prestigious 2006 & 2007 San Francisco World Spirits Competition. el Jimador is a premium, authentic tequila that captures the spirit of real tequila. This estate bottled tequila has a smooth and... read full article

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barnes10
Two Free el Jimador Drinks for all + Fortnightly el Jimador giveaways!

As I'm a Hutt Valley bogan, I'm heading to the Parrot and Jigger to drink my T-T-T Tequila and I might charm the hot barmaids with my wit, my going out ACDC tshirt and these great jokes...

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila!

OR

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and
the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking Tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to el Jimador Tequila whenever I want, so make me pee el Jimador Tequila." The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor, you drink from the bottle."

Arriba!!!!!!!!!


Bronson

MEXICAN CAFE!


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Millie

on the boat with fishing rod in hand!

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Dan

Mexican Cafe! A couple of shots to go alongside my Dos Xx's and Fajita's and I'll be one very happy man.

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Steff S

i think the Eden cloak room will be the most suitable place to enjoy this tequila.

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Mcknick

At barakah in Dunedin, probably with some of the best tapas in the land

#6

Prettyboy

Looks like I'll be headed to "soak" in Tequila at the San Francisco Bath House in Wellington (not Wellywood).
Hopefully I'll get a worm.

#7

Spastic_Muffin

Will be heading to the Mexican Cafe with my vouchers for sure! But those bottles would come in handy for our fortnightly Mexican night.... mmmm Tequilaaaaaaaaaa

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Nos4R2D2

The Bluestone Room for me, thank you.

#9

Peter T

Mexican Cafe!!! This is one bar and eatery I have not yet visited.

#10

Lee

I'll hit the Mexican cafe, why not? Or the Kingslander if I can't get any city parking

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