Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Most of them don't

It's better to be above earth than below it. So stop whining and enjoy life.

Never say never...and never say forever.

After you've been checking out the porn sites what worse than getting a computer virus?
I guess finding out your laptop is pregnant

today is the first day of the rest of your life

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be yourself, an original is always worth more than a copy

someone said to me "Smart Ass" --> i quickly replied with "Been looking have you!"

My Mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch

-Jack Nicholson

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

The evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.