Discussing :: What men want

#1

Poly
What men want

Apart from beer, real men like bootylicious!

#2

JasonMantis

Haha! And that about sums it up!


JasonMantis

I was going to get all serious there for a moment and try to define exactly what it is that I want. Then I crumbled a little and admitted to myself that beer and women was pretty close.
Honestly, if they stand round my grave when I'm gone and say "he was a nice guy" that'll do me.

#3

Jabes

waves far more important than woman or beer!

#4

Karen

Food, booze & sex. That's about all they seem to want.


JasonMantis

Come on now, thats not fair. I still want to be able to open a bottle of beer with a womans bra clasp.

#5

Onaphobia

Okay, "real men like bootylicious!".... what does that even mean?


Jabes

perhaps it means - cant be screwed going on a diet/exercising so im going to say guys like extra curvy girls?


haha ah im going to get flamed for that!


JasonMantis

Now now, be nice. He might only be 12 years old.

#6

JasonMantis

This from Urban Dictionary:

bootylicious
boo.ty.li.cious \'bu:t-e-'lish-*s\ aj. (modif. of MF butin, fr. MLG bu-te exchange) 1: curvaceous or voluptuous, esp. in the derriere (i.e., booty) 2: see fine 3: sexually attractive in a way that causes males ages 18-25 to desire to grope, fondle, lick, or otherwise touch the booty cheeks

1a: Yo, g, yo bitch is bootylicious! Her ass is off da hook.
1b: Janet Reno is so bootylicious.
2: D-d-damn, that is one bootylicious sista!
3: Holy coconuts, Batman! Catwoman is so bootlicious, I want to lick her curvaceous derriere.

Just for you Fiona, I know how much you like to receive long condescending definitions and links to suggested reading...

Try these:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bootylicious

and this, for the hell of it...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=annoying%20women


Anna

im from chelsey side... and i had to make a log in for get frank just to lol at this post!!!!!


Poly

that sums it up in so many words. thank you


DeeDee

....men usually want what they can usually never get.....and if they do happen to get it they end up being dicks about it and loose what they have.....


Bells-n-Whistles

Men want a loving honest woman, kids & Big BBQ. Now thats the honest truth!


DeeDee

...I thought men just wanted beer and bootilicious!!!......c'mon make up your minds....

#7

JasonMantis

And at the risk of being accused of (inverse?) racism, I think that white people using this word sound ridiculous. I imagine them to look somewhat like Vanilla Ice. Is this wrong?


Jabes

i think anyone using it over here is ridiculous unless they grew up in harlem or some other bronx type place in the states


Onaphobia

Now now, be nice. He might only be 12 years old.

And yes, I very much enjoy long winded condescending 300 word essay type responses to my short witty posts so thanks for that Jason. It was wonderful. Maybe next time you could add a picture, something big, maybe even something that turns the stomachs of everyone in the forum. And perhaps a thinly veiled dig at me, or someone else, (I'm not picky), or an insult in the form of a poor joke. Your call.


JasonMantis

Heh, I'll pass, I think you already have someone that fits that description!


Anna

it has to be a picture filled with many pictures....


Onaphobia

heeheehee. (I would have 'liked' this but, you know... I can't)


Anna

yer it might send the wrong message!

#8

twist55

When I get home after work all I want is three things: Feed me, f**k me, shut the f**k up!


JasonMantis

And I'd be willing to bet that you rarely if ever get all three!


twist55

Jason, if I can get any 2 out of 3 it's a good night!


DeeDee

I suspect who ever is waiting for you at home, hopes for the latter.....cause she has already been given the first two by your neighbour....lol


JasonMantis

Haha! NOICE!

#9

Peter T

For me it is someone who is hot looking and is a terrific cook!!!

#10

Onaphobia

I LOVES this forum!! It makes me so glad to be single!!!


Jabes

cause then you can spend more time with cool people like us?


Onaphobia

Sorry, I forgot to use the sarcasm font.

But now that you mention it, yes Jabes, so I can spend more time with you guys.

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