Discussing :: Masturbation- is it good for your mental and sexual health ???

#1

WingerGee
Masturbation- is it good for your mental and sexual health ???

.....or is it a sin !!! We all do it- or did it- or tried it sometime in our lives. Some love it- some pretend to hate it- one thing in common though- none of us brag about it. It didn't put warts on my hands (Mum- you were a liar) but maybe it made my hair fall out- either way it's (nearly) the most fun you can have on your own/with (some of) your clothes on- at least it's (hopefully) sex with someone you like and there's little complaint.....but is it good for you or your sex life ???

#2

BadJoker_returns

Hells Bells where did that come from, left field somewhere? lol

#3

WingerGee

Pleez BJ...FEEL free to contribute from your enormous wealth of experience.


BadJoker_returns

Well WG l think you’re opening up a big can of worms here, brace yourself for what comments might COME forth. But being a real gentleman l FEEL we should perhaps stand back and let the ladies GO first.
Sorry ladies “No pics this time”, lol


ps. WG sorry to hear about your warts (hope they're not the genital type) and your hair falling out!

#4

Prettyboy

I think having a date with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughter is part of a boy becoming a man. Plus you don't stop because you get old and married!!!!....apparently.

Would love to hear a women's view but since I'm at work now for the sake of the last cubicle in the mens toilets, it's probably best no women comments. Plus I'm out of tissues! LMFAO!

#5

BadJoker_returns

MASTURBATION POEM

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am."
Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of GetFrank, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of GetFrank, Give Yourselves a Hand!

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of GetFrank, Give Yourself a Hand!


Prettyboy

I thought Michael Jackson "Beat it"


BadJoker_returns

Yes l believe you are right MJ used to beat it. Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman were to make a new video called... "I'll beat it for you."

#6

Jackson

Definitely all good for your mental and sexual health - except if you've ever been caught out as a teen by your parents beating the meat, now that seriously is NOT so good and can screw with your head!


BadJoker_returns

Tell us more did you star in American Pie?


Prettyboy

Amateur!


Walter

Does GET FRANK has any words of wisdom ... about this


BadJoker_returns

You asked for wisdom: I opened a Hells Fortune cookie tonight (GetFrank Prize) which said "NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SEX YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET HONE HARAWIRA OFF YOUR MIND". There you have it straight from GetFrank.
Now does he have 5 daughters like Mrs Palmer?

A song from Clarence Carter certainly comes to mind - STROKIN'
When I start makin' love, I don't just make love I be strokin', that's what I be doin', huh I be strokin' I stroke it to the east and I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to..................

#7

Wice

This pic was posted on Chelsey so I'll share it with you guys. Let it be a lesson to you all!


Michael

are you suggesting that if we use both hands we will look buffed without the need to have gym memberships? Sweet!!

#8

DeeDee

.....c'mon guys....is it a sin really!....I am sure men having been wacking it off since the beginning of time....and anything that gives one pleasure can't be bad for your mental or sexual health it can only be good for it.....and usually you don't need to be told about....


BadJoker_returns

Yes you're right, maybe ask WG where he wants to take his thread, it can't be good for metal health surely.
If it was l'm glad its not Mental Health Week, lol.

#9

shadowshaded

i think everyting goes back to the saying "everything in moderation" . it could be harmful i guess if you never let it breathe. also dont let it wither , respect it dont neglect it.


DeeDee

...as long as you don't go blind then your fine...lol....info over share and visual unrest at the wither....lol

#10

BadJoker_returns

How hard do you spank the monkey or choke the chicken?
A sight for sore eyes l think. Time to put that monkey back in the closet.

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