Discussing :: Beer, Pizza & Ice Cream Diet

#1

John
Beer, Pizza & Ice Cream Diet

Beer and Ice Cream Diet
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.

For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.

Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.

Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.

Happy eating!

(With thanks to the University of Sydney School of Physics)


Ella

I love this. But would it really work? It seems like a little bit of nonsense to me...

#2

Bells-n-Whistles

Hell yes where can l sign up for this diet, Ha l'm in. Can you add chocolate as well?
Are you allowed to pour liqueur over the ice cream? Mmmmmmmm

Sounds like a University prank (l'll be a sucker) but would still go down a treat.


shazzarox

Clearly, I am on facebook too much... I looked ffor a ''like'' button. Duh!

#3

shazzarox

That sounds brilliant! I think i'll chill my frui more often, refreshing and healthy! Do you think it will work as well if I substitute beer for bourbon? Does the quality of the alcohol give a different result?

#4

Bells-n-Whistles

I say lets start our Christmas break with this one....... who's with me?

#5

shiny

this sounds terrific, so how does it work? do we turn everything into a slushy? start with a beer slushy-ok then a peanut snack slushy-mmmm followed by a frozen piece of pizza....errrgh maybe it might be better to eat hot pizza in a freezer would it have the same result...??

#6

Bells-n-Whistles

Pizza best hot, followed by icecream & beer chaser. Going to be tough going for a run with that lot. Phew sounds like hard work, l guess someones got to take up the challenge.

#7

Michael

not that i would refuse if my doctor told me to follow this diet, but i cant help but feel that if we do adhere to this we'll end up with lots other more serious problems...

All of them have proven health benefits - beers with lots of minerals, pizza with the benefit of tomatoes and ice cream with the benefit of milk... but it's all about eating/drinking in moderation

very entertaining read though!

#8

CORTEX

Eat fresh what ever you may Eat & you will live little bet longer.

#9

New Member

HellO


Bells-n-Whistles

Heeelo to you! Don't worry we aren't serious, lol


DeeDee

...BJ is never serious he is a big bundle of laughs......


Bells-n-Whistles

Geez l soon would be a BIG BUNDLE if you l followed this menu for a couple of weeks.


DeeDee

...its a ridiculous menu it is a cardiac arrest waiting to happen....


Bells-n-Whistles

That's University Students for you, probably came out on 1st April


DeeDee

...hey I use to be a University student and couldn't afford this diet, even if I tried....lol

#10

Bells-n-Whistles

All Jokes Aside: They say a mince pie has the equivalent in fat to the size of a Golf Ball. Think of how many golf balls of fat you would be eating with this pizza, beer & ice cream diet. The golf balls of fat would be consumed by the dozen, and packed on your body as Multiple “Six Packs”.
Now that’s the Ugly Truth (& it wouldn’t be long before YOU were). lol

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