Discussing :: What athlete are you?

#1

barnes10
What athlete are you?

Ever wondered which athlete is the same height and weight as you? Well chuck your details in the mixer and find out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139

However I'd take the results with a grain of salt as mine came back as Nadzeya Ostapchuk. Which can't be right and she is more than a man than I'll ever be and has much larger testicles!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


#2

Gonzala

Hahaha... mine came back as Melanie Booth (Canadian Football)

#3

Nos4R2D2

Mathlete.

#4

HairToday

Incomplete. Alas athleticism does not get better with the march of time. Look like Piri Weepu on a bad day.


Gazza

sigh....sorry wingergee but don't worry there will always be a place for people like yourself at the Olympics. In the stands eating the sponsors products :)

#5

Gazza

I am Daniel Brata, a Judo contestant from Romania. sorry for saying but Judo along with syncronised swimming are the worst sports at the Olympics.
Judo reminds me of 2 drunks 'fighting' down courtney place at 3AM on a Sunday morning.

#6

twist55

I'm Andy Ram, a tenins player from Israel. Haha his name sounds like a pornstar's.

"Hi I'm Andy Ram, I've come to clean the swimming pool".

#7

Onaphobia

I have a friend named 'Randy Lamb... He could never be a farmer. "Hi, I'm Randy Lamb, I've come to take care of your Ewes"

#8

Lori

at 1.65m 60kg, I was Great Britain track cycling superstar Victoria Pendleton!! (as well as some others who I didn't know).
Victoria was awesome in London which nearly make me want to take up cycling but that would require too much effort to get my arse off the couch....sigh

#9

Tim

Oh Dear...

I came out as Lijao Gong, female Chinese Shot Put contestant... and it's a good thing she's competing in Athletics as she certainly isn't going to be winning any beauty pageants anytime soon. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .

She's got a face on her like a bucket of smashed crabs.

At least she gets free drugs from her government, so it's not all bad.

#10

Rugbylocos

I am an armchair athlete. Plenty of arm curls with remote. Barbell crushes with beer bottle and situps to get something to eat.

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