We’re not talking about records to make love to; we’re talking about the fascinating and sometimes crazy lengths people will go to just to get themselves into the record books!
With their tape measures at the ready a couple of individuals set out and succeeded in making it into the record books with their extraordinary talent of being able to ejaculate further than anybody else! One woman set the record at an amazing distance of 9'29". And even more impressively the male record stands at 18'9", achieved by a guy called Horst Schultz.
Most sexual partners in one day
It’s claimed a woman named Houston had intercourse with 620 men in one day! Apparently it took about 10 hours with the average time of intercourse being less than 58 seconds – it’s enough to make any woman’s eyes water! Doing it for the guys was porn actor Jon Dough (I’m dubious about name) who managed to have sex with over 55 women in one day with 5 or 6 ejaculations. The plan was for him to have had intercourse with at least 101 women but wasn’t ‘up’ for the challenge after the 55th lucky lady.
The largest breasts were recorded in the USA in 2005 and measured a back-breaking 61 MMM! For those who aren’t familiar with bra sizing that’s an ‘under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in)’! This lady, who had her breasts enlarged to this staggering size, obviously didn’t agree with the saying that more than a handful is a waste!
The single fastest report of a female orgasm is 2 to 5 seconds from penile insertion – if only all women were so easy to please, right? Unsurprisingly the guys don’t seem to want to step up to the mark on this one with no single man’s name appearing in the record books for the fastest male orgasm. However, an anonymous study found that 25% of preadolescent boys tested could manage an orgasm in less than a minute, and astonishingly around 6% could achieve orgasm in less than 10 seconds!
Most orgasms in an hour
If this was a competition women would be the clear winners. In one hour, one woman enjoyed a mind blowing 134 orgasms – the highest number ever recorded! But considering the difference in anatomy the guy who achieved 16 ejaculations in one hour didn’t do such a bad job either. Any guys out there want to give beating that record a go?
And last but not least, one woman, who must have had a lead-lined stomach and no gag reflex, managed to swallow the largest amount of semen ever officially recorded. After her unusual tipple in July 1991, Michelle Monaghan later had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles.
The accuracy these records are is anyone’s guess, but they’re very entertaining none the less!
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