Crazy Sexual Trivia

Sarah Gibson

Sarah Gibson is the brains and attitude behind the playful adult toy website sexgear . She is also our official ‘sexpert’.

Have you ever heard a crazy fact about sex and thought that it couldn’t possibly be true? Well there is an amazing amount of sexual trivia available just a mouse click away on the internet. This week I’ve gathered together my favourite 15 ‘facts’ for your entertainment.

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1. Other than the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse – this is because it is made from the same type of erectile tissue as the penis.

2. Humans aren’t the only species that partake in oral sex; cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down too.

3. In 1609, a doctor named Johannes Jacob Wecker reported finding a corpse in Bologna with two penises (a condition called diphallia). Since then, approximately 100 cases of similarly endowed men have been recorded.

4. The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.

5. Almost all mammals besides humans (like bears and dogs) actually have a bone in their penis.

6. Despite her three husbands and a parade of famous lovers (including John F. Kennedy, Frank Sinatra and Joe DiMaggio), it was a psychiatrist that finally helped Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, achieve her first orgasm shortly before her death.

7. There is a lot more to the clitoris than meets the eye. It is shaped like a wishbone and is about 3 to 4 1/2 inches long.

8. In 1899 the then President of France, Francois Faure, allegedly died while receiving oral stimulation. When his mademoiselle realized her monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed to hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of the passed-on President.

9. Male honeybees (Drones) only get to have sex once in their life... they die after mating because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from their body after intercourse.

10. Apparently when Captain Cook visited the Kingdom of Tonga in 1777, King Fatafehi Paulah had been busy fulfilling what he believed to be his ‘royal duty’ of taking the virginity of every woman in his kingdom. It is estimated that he deflowered 37,800 during his lifetime and never slept with the same woman twice.

11. Exhaustive research published by Johnson & Johnson found that the average time between penetration and male orgasm is 7.3 minutes – this involved 1,587 couples having stopwatch-timed sex.

12. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

13. The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male instead pierces females with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity.

14. Lip stick is rumoured to have been invented in the Egyptian times for women who wanted their lips to look more inviting – apparently red lips resemble the vagina of a wanton woman anxious for sexual fulfilment…

15. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body that has just one purpose - pleasure.
While I’ve done my best to verify that these facts are true, some still sound a little dubious. Hopefully they are still fun to read none the less.

 
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  • Todadisko says
    Awesome info. Number 8 is hilarious!
  • Nos4R2D2 says
    Interesting! I don't like #13.
  • cobex says
    Aahah, the internet eh. So Funny.
  • Kiwi Gas says
    Clitoris? What's a clitoris?
  • Interesting facts.
    #7 met this one eye to eye a few times.
  • DeeDee says
    ....cool facts the Clitoris is all encompassing....number 8 is interesting....lock jaw around the penis....ouch! even if he had died at the time....she must of sucked the life out of him!....(yeah I no bad pun)
  • New Member says
    Wow how awesome. These are real interesting.Number six was cool.So much for the presidents and high profiles.
  • New Member says
    Thats great

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