February 28th marked the last official day of summer. So before the days start to get cold and dark, we bring you the lover’s guide to making the most of the great outdoors. Continue reading below to see our selection of hot ideas for getting fresh in the fresh air.
Pitch a Tent.
We’re a nation of tramp-loving, ecofleece-wearing, nature adventurists, so finding an opportunity to get frisky in the forest should be easy. But why is it that fornicating amongst the fauna, and rooting amongst the...well...roots...is so appealing? Being out in the middle of nowhere and getting amorous on the forest floor is incredibly invigorating. The fresh, clean air energizes us and, as a result, raises our libidos. This makes for some frantic, head-rush-inducing sex. Gives new meaning to the saying ‘did the earth move?’
Sex on the Beach.
If there’s a cocktail named after it, it must be happening. So how do you join the seaside sex revolution? Firstly I would suggest that you avoid the sand. That could be gritty. And the weightlessness that comes from being in the water allows you to last longer and be more flexible. The great thing about in-ocean orgasms is that discretion is entirely possible. With a bikini bottom pulled to the side here, and a carefully position embrace there, you’ll be making inconspicuous pleasure waves in no time.
Getting Car-nal.
The main point to remember here? Don’t unleash your sex drive until the car is stationary. A bit of fellatio on the freeway might sound exciting but I think the authorities would deem this unsafe. Instead, find a secluded spot, park up and scramble into the back seat. Emily Dubberley, Sexpert author, suggests the following position; "She should be facing away from him, sitting on his lap with her knees either side of his thighs and clutching the seats in front of her while she bounces up and down. This position lets her control the depth and speed of the thrusts."
All the way in an Alleyway.
For those occasions when you just don’t think you can wait until you get home. Imagine it, you’re bumping and grinding with your partner on the dance floor, when it occurs to you that your clothes are most definitely getting in the way. Duck outside, and scope out the nearest, uninhabited, dark alley. There is essentially only one position that will work in this location. Make sure she is pushed firmly against the wall and has one leg planted and the other leg wrapped around your waist. And move quickly because a drunk, vagrant or security guard is likely to turn that corner at any moment.
Take Care, Sarah Gibson at www.sexgear.co.nz
P.S. If there’s anything about sex that you’d like to ask, or a discussion you’d like to start just email me info@sg.co.nz and I’ll do my best to write about it for you here at getfrank.co.nz
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