The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man

apparently wedges of lemon were used in coronas sol and other south american beers to stop flies entering the beer bottle. It was adopted by american frat boys coming home from Cancun and has become part of pop culture.

Water in whisky is recommended to 'open up' and reduce the alcohol level to approx 40% or below. It creates an isothermic reaction within the whisky releasing different esters.

Ok, so apparently most of you are either Women or still in transition....Also have any of you ever heard of the Perfect Gentlemen Martini? NO...? Look it up. Secondly certain beers use the acid in the fruit to bring out very particular flavors of beers, a good example being, Belgian Whites. Most of them are made with fruit and are unfiltered. The acid works particularly well with the unfiltered beer. You should on no circumstances put a lime in a Corona, further more dont even drink Corona because its for women and frat boys who dont know any better.

Also if any of you think that Budweiser, Stella, Miller anything, or even Coors are real beers that's because you have not had a real beer.

Please take of your skirts and MAN up to the bar. Get yourself a shot of Jack and a Sam Adams and tell me if you don't see noticeably larger balls between your legs in the morning and that someone stole all your purses. Yeah it was Chuck Norris and he knows your becoming a Man, so he incinerated them with a lighter and a fart, while funneling a scorpion bowl.