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As for me, I was hit by a cricket ball in my nether-regions some 6 years ago, I thought it had healed but was left with a permanently enlarged and uncomfortable left teste which seemed to get worse over time. I started to get worried and had it checked out, was referred for an ultasound...and I've been telling stories about it ever since...again, to cut a long story short, I had to pull down my pants, lie on my back with my knees up as if I was giving birth, hold my pecker out of the way, had ice cold gel squirted on my balls, and the doctor proceeded to move the ultrasound scanner around while we both somewhat awkwardly craned our heads to look up at the computer monitor with my testes shown on the screen. "Is it a boy or a girl?" I asked, trying to break the awkwardness. It was all quite awkward...and the gel was REALLY sticky and hard to wipe off afterwards....but well worth it. Ultimate diagnosis was that I had 1.5mm of extra scar tissue on my left scrotum, but no cancer or other problem. It was a BIG relief.
So boys, the moral of the story is...get checked out EARLY...you won't regret it and it is well worth it, even if you aren't sure whether anything is really wrong....and even if it means you have to be naked with cold gel smeared on your balls and another man rubbing a machine on them ;)
Rex Eavestaff
Might want to remove that from the article - i think that is a typo. found under "Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are"
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