We've all been there. Those times in our lives when we swear
that alcohol will never again touch our lips. These
instances usually happen in the early mornings, with the
cracks from the bathroom linoleum digging into our knees and
our contact lenses glued
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Crank through a BK burger
Its healing powers are tried and true!
On the day, around lunch, have a cup of liver tea and follow up with two more before you head out that night (if you haven't had before, be prepared for the taste!).
If you are drinking wine, remember to go glass for glass with water, or face the consequences in the morning. On the stumble home, instead of stopping at BK, McD's etc, stop at the star mart (or similar) and arm yourself with a powerade silver (isotonic) and drink at least half before sleeping.
If you still feel crap in the morning, I find a banana/yoghurt smoothie ASAP works a treat. Otherwise if you can get one, a shot of wheatgrass.
Avoid all drinks with coke. Try drinking your bourbon/whiskey with gingerale, and your vodka with water and lime.
1. Wake significant other for rampant morning romp. (the excercise will shed toxins and alcohol in sweat and other bodily fluids).
2.Make bloody mary for two with extra spices and tobasco.(drink in bed with significant other).
3.Engage in another round of morning delight with partner.(see why in 1.)
4.Take significant other out to brunch and order 3 x different drinks from menu as well as anything absolutely doused in lard.
5. Eat whatever significant doesn't and order another carafe of water.
6.Purge whatever doesn't want to stay with you in the nearest commode.
7.Take partner home for 3rd bedroom indulgence for the day, run partner a hot shower and leave to pursue sporting interest/hobby for two hours...
8. Exaggerate to your friends of your previous sexual conquests.
If this doesn't work never ever drink again and thank your lucky stars you got laid...
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