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get us to switch off in the name of "conservation". They
have to call it that, because if they told us that it was
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Its much easier to bitch and moan about energy prices and how hard life is cos of it.. than tell the goverment to shove a pylon up there jacksies.
Why does it matter.. Global warming will stop winter.. wont it?
I'm selling my skis and beachouse now.. cos the sea level rise will fuck my bach.. and the heats gonna screw the ski season.
But at least I can feel secure that the pesticides wont get me.. I'm enjoing a lunch of organic bacon and eggs. $45 but I wont die....
I was talking to my mate in Irag on Sunday. As he was dodging the suicide bombers and extreamists he told me he is really worried for his family about climate change.
I said I know. This climate change is a new thing. Before man discovered oil. The world temperature was the same every day. We have fucked the world.
Leave your lights on.. as we only have a few years left anyway.. dont we?
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