I used to have a flatmate who would always piss in the bathtub in the morning. I knew it because my room was next to the bathroom and I could hear him splashing all over the tub. This made me really angry and I've told him countless times to stop but he never listens. One morning, I had enough of it, and I beat him to it. I pissed all over the bathroom floor and took a dump in the tub. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'll keep taking dumps in the tub every morning. Needless to say, he never pissed in the tub ever again.

Man I have a couple funny one's (i'm a eye for a eye type).

4 years ago I was flatting with these guys and one of them would get real stoned and go into our rooms eat our food stuff like that (and he would'nt share!!!)

So me and the the other guy launched a war of terror to try to make this guy lose his mind, we would wait till he was out and move all his stuff in his room a couple inches to the left, set his alarm for two in the morning and hide his keys, cellphone and weed, go into his car and turn everything on and the radio up real loud, ask him a question then five minutes later ask him the same question again.

There's no where enough room to write all the things we did to him but he did'nt ever twig on and when he moved out 6 months later we shouted him a party, got him real pissed went into town and convinced him to do a streak. As soon as he was out of the car we hauled off leaving him in the middle of town buck naked. Muhahahahahaha

I had just started a new job in a new city and me and my mate needed somewhere to head for new years. My new work mates said me and my firend could come so we rocked up. My mate got absolutley written off drunk and I left the party with some bird while he hooked up with a work mate. Anyway while i was gone my mate managed to steel everything he could get his hands on...Digital cameras, cellphones, cellphone chargers...you name it! I hadn't realised but back where he had been liviing on the piss he was known as abit of a case of Kleptomania. The next month at work was hell as I tried to stick up for my m8, but I was not the most popular bloke at work because of bring the guy that stole everything to the party. The chick he had been hooking up with that night was especially angry...(turns out he stole her digital camera from her pocket while hooking up with her, CLASSIC!)My m8 wasn't very apologetic aswell as he never had to see these people again. So when he went away one weekend I decided to get him back....I sold off his new bed on trademe to recover the cost of stuff that never got returned. I flicked the coin to the people that had their things taken that night and had plenty left over. I then organised the girl from work my mate had been hooking up with at the party to come have a drink with me and my m8 at the bar as soon as he got back. I flicked the rest of the coin behind the bar for a tab and the night began. They ended up hooking up with no mention of the fact she had been paid back. He managed to take her home that night and was a very happy man till he found out he had no bed to shag her on. the girl mentioned I had paid her back and my m8 put two and two together. He was furious at first till he ended up staying in her bed. Now they've been going out a year and he's never had to buy a new bedif they had never hooked up again I think he might have taken it a little differently....haha

Karma, the ugly bigger brother of REVENGE...

At 11 years old I was diagnosed with type one diabetes's.And still coping with it to this day.

Having a protective father constantly nagging about how I look after myself with diabetes, consistently PISSING me off! Being a teenager at the time I enjoyed my junk food and after school feast (hence why my father persist in all the nagging)! "If I had diabetes I would never touch sweets and be on a perfect diet..." he would always mutter.
Now being 24 seems 'karma' heard my cries of frustration, my father has recently been diagnosed with type two diabetes.
Seems karma doesn't always dish out the best plate of revenge, but he has not uttered a word about the control of my diabetes as it is not as easy as he once thought. I'm not happy he got diagnosed with it and I know now as a 'semi' adult it was only out of fatherly love. But...

Karma, the ugly bigger brother of REVENGE!